ErotiQuest
Beholed the Fantasy Storytelling Card Game for Dirty Geeks.
Sign up for updates & €5 off when I crowdfund it in 2026.

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About the game


Discover the design
Full Disclosure - I do use AI as part of my design process. (more details in the FAQ below).
For any questions, I'm always happy to chat on Instagram @PseudoGnomeStudio.

Burlesque Orc
Strong & Sassy

Wax Dragon
Intense & Fiery

Cuddly Minotaur
Adorable & Furry

Fierce Valkyrie
Tough & Feisty

Hypnotic Gorgon
Beautiful & Deadly

Whomping Ent
Disciplined & Powerful

Tickle Kraken
Huge & Mischievous

Aristocrat Vampire
Sophisticated & Hungry
What players say

“It’s a hilarious & engaging game that gets everyone laughing, blushing, & sharing wild stories. ”
Steven - Consultant

“Fun, entertaining, and sexy game! The challenge of creating stories gives it a really special twist.”
Lisa - Therapist

“I like that Erotiquest gets people telling stories...it's like story dice, but for depraved Romantasy geeks!"
D - Game Developer

"ErotiQuest is clever, obscene, and dangerously effective at loosening up even the shiest player until everyone is having fun."
Janka - Industrial Climber

"A super fun way to get silly, creative, and sexy. Some of the cards are perfectly bizarre."
Shauna - Comms Specialist

"ErotiQuest is the only game where I fell in love, got embarrassed, and tripped over my own butt plug in one night! 10/10: Chaotic, spicy, and silly in exactly the right places.”
Humberto - I.T. Director

A great card game to express your weird mind in a funny way. If your story isn't awkward, you're not doing it right!
Pavel - Sailor

"A masterpiece of modern erotic fiction, filled with minotaurs, magicians & moist."
Rowan - Software Developer
Join the crowdfunding
Step 1: The game is fully designed, tested, and ready to go.
Step 2: Build a crowd to fund a production run of 200.
Step 3: Launch the crowdfunding and get it made.
I just need 200 people and I'm over a third of the way there already.
ErotiQuest
Beholed the Fantasy Storytelling Card Game for Dirty Geeks.
Sign up for updates & €5 off when I crowdfund it in 2026.

FAQ
The goal is to get at least 200 people interested by the end of January (to cover minimum production costs) and then do a month of crowdfunding in Feb.
For now - Roughly once a monthly status update.
Once I launch the crowdfunding - a daily dose of behind-the-scenes each day to get everyone excited, then back to once a month.
€35 (+ Delivery) but anyone who subscribes before the crowdfunding will get it for €30.
So €5 off!
Yes, everything is designed, has been physically printed for quality, and playtested more than 100 times.
It's just to keep the price viable, I need to order 200 in one go, so I want to build a list of geeks to ensure the crowdfunding hits its target.
Connect with me on Instagram @PseudoGnomeStudio, and I'll be happy to chat.
If you want to visit me in Barcelona or Berlin and play a game live just drop me a message on Instagram.
I've also a digital version for Tabletop Simulator on Steam, Subscribers gain access to the free download (they have to pay for/already own Tabletop Simulator though).
I started developing the game 2 years ago and found as an illustrator it would take me decades to draw 100 cards myself to the standard you see in the centre of the cards (and/or a ton of money to pay lots of other people).
So instead, I trained an AI model and refined a very detailed prompting style based on my own illustrations. I carefully check every image generated against copyright infringement to ensure its not mimicking anyone else's style than the one provided.
I then personally edit any images I generate, compositing, refining, and colouring them myself. I then integrate them into my card layouts which I carefully designed.
This enables me to focus on writing, planning, game mechanics, and testing. I optimised the workflow so I could put 1000's of hours of love into the project over a period of 2 years.
In the future I hope to create more versions and be able to budget for other illustrators to work on it.
Any questions you can find me on Instagram.

